Club newsletter The Wall of Lies 113 is being distributed.
News includes the ABC and BBC on the ratings success of Doctor Who, full schedule for series four and Confidential Cut Downs on ABC1, the recovery of Metropolis, theories about the Tunguska event and recent Mercury flybys, the recipe for Dalek Krotons, and a review of The Five Doctors 25th anniversary DVD.
And the real reason Brigadier Sir Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart is in Peru.
In shocking news TEN has announced it has canceled Big Brother. Which is great as it certainly frees them up to schedule Torchwood without fear of its interruption, and not so great as its funnier than anything in the current WoL.
Or as some unkind souls might say "has ever been".